Just Diego and his knives

I didn’t do a post yesterday cause I didn’t do anything exciting so...

On Tuesday night I did start the next part of The Council which is to try and solve a murder. I think I know who did it, though with a game like this the obvious person (the guy that tried to assault her the night prior) might not be the culprit.

I spent yesterday not doing much. I read more of Queen’s Shadow, finishing part 1 (which was Padme’s last days as queen which gave me so many feels) and I started up a TUA poly fic that came into my head. I spent the night on the Kliego discord listening to the playlist they came up with which is pure gold. The community there is so amazing, everyone is so supportive and sweet. I’ve not been a part of anything like that, not for so long that at times it feels alien, like a dream.

Last night I I also finally started Misfits, which is interesting so far. I love Nathan. He’s an absolute shit, but the things he does in the first episode alone... fuck. I want to watch everything Robert is in. It does seem though that the Misfits have gotten the worst powers ever. Some seem so unhelpful (like getting someone super horny with a touch?) but I guess we’ll see.

On a less good not I had those anti-Waycest bitches trying to start shit on twitter again. I just blocked them but it seems they harassed someone else instead. Fuckwits.

This morning I did uni stuff, which included stuff on carnivorous plants which I always love. I’m just loading the laptop up before taking the pup for a walk. I plan on making some icons later and watching American Satan. I need to sort icon space at some point though, which is ugh!

I still dunno if I’m going to comic con next week. There’s been no more guest announcements so I guess that’s it. Maybe it an The Umbrella Academy talk is confirmed I’ll go.

Anyway here are two fics for 31 flavours.

First this one, which is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my drink. And then the two of them together is just so hot.

master of my domain (7902 words) by achilleees
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Vanya Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Eudora Patch
Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Post-Canon
Summary:

“You’re asking five 13-year-old boys not to jerk off for – it can’t be done,” Luther says. “Now that we’re older, it would be different, but back then –”

“Excuse me, I could do it,” Five says. “I could certainly outlast all of you.”

They all look at each other.

“Oh, no,” says Allison.

Next is an Umbrellakink fill, which is so hot and sweet due to Diego’s stutter

sing it out, hard as you can (991 words) by plingo_kat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves
Additional Tags: Stuttering, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

The first time it happens, Klaus doesn’t notice.

Did I say I was gonna do two fics? Well I was only going to but fuck it! There is a David/Robert fic! It was only a matter of time of course, but this just hit all of my kinks so fucking hard. (Ok, not all, but enough) I hope there’s more of them (and David/Justin)

of satin and strawberries (1384 words) by grapefruitghostie
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Actor RPF, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: David Castañeda/Robert Sheehan
Additional Tags: Daddy Kink, Domestic Bliss, Collars, Hand Feeding, Hand & Finger Kink, Dom/sub Play, Cock Worship, Cock Warming, Panties, Subspace, Nipple Play, Hand Jobs, Come Eating, Praise Kink, Affection, Aftercare, Napping
Summary:

|| go shorty make daddy prouda u

I helped this person get this fic up and I’m so glad they did it, it’s just a short Diego/Five but it’s so sweet

Be A Good Boy (649 words) by switchfivejpg
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: ua - Fandom, tua
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage
Relationships: gay - Relationship
Characters: Five Hargreeves / The Boy, Number Five, Diego Hargreeves, The Kraken
Additional Tags: Umbrella Academy - Freeform, psuedo incest, Kinks, kliego if you squint, Don’t like it don’t read it, tua ships, One Shot, age gap
Summary:

i’ve never written a real fic before so! I’m trying now! thank you so much to the kliego discord for ideas and encouragement

Check end notes for more stuff!

Lastly there’s this one, which is amazing. It’s another Diego/Klaus, with Diego finding out Klaus is a Dom and just. Yes, a+

Take me Away (2621 words) by asherly89
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves/Eudora Patch
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Eudora Patch, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, BDSM, Dom/sub, Sibling Incest, Siblings, Dom Klaus, sub diego, Spanking, Kink Negotiation, Top Klaus, Bottom Diego
Summary:

AU- canon divergence where the apocalypse didn't happen but Reginald has passed. The UA are doing what they did before his death.

Diego is in the BDSM scene and in the need of release.

And fuck it, here have this one for good measure. It’s Cisco/Barry and so awesome

Shabby Neatness (2746 words) by punk_rock_yuppie
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Barry Allen/Cisco Ramon
Characters: Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Iris West
Additional Tags: AU, no powers!AU, roommates au, flashvibe
Summary:

Roommate wanted: NO HETEROSEXUALS
Must have a job, be able to pay half the rent.
No pets preferably.
Must love crappy sci-fi movies and be willing to discuss television theories at length with sources.

Also Love Me Insane got updated which I’ve reccced before and it is quality pure content (until that last part damn!)

If anyone has a qwertee account could you please vote for this? Danke

Anyway I’m off now to walk the pup and then *gestures above*.

Our Love Is Not A Line Part 1

Our Love Is Not A Line
Pairings: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: In this part? Sexytimes. Later polyamory
Notes: So This was gonna be titled how our triangle became a square, but since it doesn’t start with poly I changed it. This is gonna have three parts.
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